Q: How come the characters on the hit TV show "24" never eat or go to the bathroom for 24 hours?
A: They simply don't have time with so much going on. They are issued special astronaut garments to allow them to uh, go on the go.

Q: If A equals C on Saturdays, Mondays and Fridays and C is greater than D on Tuesdays before noon, then is A lesser than X, which is a known associate of M, on Sundays?
A: Possibly.

Q: Do you work for free, on speculation or "for the exposure?"
A: No more than an auto mechanic, software engineer, plumber, police officer, contractor, CEO, logger, etc.

Q: Why can't you seem to take these FAQs seriously?
A: Because I'm writing the questions as well as the answers. Doin' the best I can until more questions come in, so feel free to ask. Remember; there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers.

Q: Do you take idea submissions?
A: No, not unless I'm collaborating with a specific person or persons on a project. For solo projects, I prefer to develop and work on my own ideas and concepts.